May 2013
3 tags
Dani just made me watch...
15 minutes of a gay porn and it was nothing but 5 minutes of lame ass dialogue and 10 minutes of awkward dick sucking.  Where’s the gay sex? Disappointed.
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Mascarpone Frosting
Moi: I've never had it before but it sounds good
Dani: Is that marzipan?
Moi: No, that's sugar. Mascarpone is cheese.
Moi: The cheese they put in cannolis.
Moi: Oh wait. I have had it.
Dani: You stupid bitch.
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Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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