i really really reeeeally wanna watch megamind.
but instead, tumbling with HGTV as background noise.
yo, FUCK THIS, I’M PLAYING POKEMON.
TMI? i don’t care. if i had the terrible misfortune of having to know that, so did you.
WHAT THE FUCK, HOLY SUPERMAN NOSTALGIA BATMAN!!!!!!
i’m geeking out so hard right now.
…why am i such a nerd?
(413): the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
(718): He’s really hot. I think he’s gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i feel like my boyfriend’s turning into a metro. and i feel like this is my fault.
i am a pathetic human being.
it’s fucking delicious.
ballin’ ass career in bartending, here i freaking come.