January 2011
You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. - Jack Sparrow Aye. - Gibbs I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye. - Jack Sparrow What’d you call him? - Gibbs …Larry. - Jack Sparrow
When you hear someone swear
deanantonio:
When you were a child
When you’re a teenager
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Pap Smear. Yeah, I fucking said it.
My vagina is angry.
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“he danced…erected…with a glow in the dark condom?”
– -daniel. (sassy gay friend guest post)
this is my life. THIS IS MY LIFE.
fail.
Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Tom Hardy as Bane,
wait, WHAT?!
i really don’t know how i feel about this…
When there's a sex scene
dmzl:
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
TROLOLOLOLOLO=)))
truer words, man. find me truer words.
