You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. - Jack Sparrow Aye. - Gibbs I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye. - Jack Sparrow What’d you call him? - Gibbs …Larry. - Jack Sparrow
When you hear someone swear
deanantonio: When you were a child When you’re a teenager
Pap Smear. Yeah, I fucking said it.
My vagina is angry.
he danced…erected…with a glow in the dark condom?– -daniel. (sassy gay friend guest post) this is my life. THIS IS MY LIFE. fail.
Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Tom Hardy as Bane,
wait, WHAT?! i really don’t know how i feel about this…
When there's a sex scene
dmzl: You’re with your parents: You’re with your friends: You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend: TROLOLOLOLOLO=))) truer words, man. find me truer words.