June 2011
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THE QUESTIONS FOR THE MARVEL APPLICATION ARE BY...
Especially this one, “When will you be able to start your internship, how long will you be able to work, and how many days can you commit to Marvel?”
Umm…
A. ASAP
B. FOREVER
C. EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
Except not, but hey, those are in fact, realistic answers.
If I by some miracle driven by the hand of God himself even so much as get a chance at an interview, my heart is...
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MY MOTHER IS CLEANING.
IT IS CURRENTLY 11:38 AT NIGHT.
I love her, but WHAT A FUCKING PSYCHO.
GO TO BED LIKE A NORMAL OLD PERSON AND LEAVE ME TO MY MUCH DESIRED SOLITUDE.
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Since I'm going to Katy Perry(!) in t-minus two...
I figured I’d funkify my nails at much as I could with my given materials.
Since I don’t feel like packing just yet.
I’m incredibly lame and incredibly tired. Please don’t judge me.
Katy Perry and friends I haven’t seen since the dawn of time?
STOKAGE. <3
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I saw a packet of SkyFlakes while sweeping up...
MLIA.
(My life is Asian).
For you crackers out there, that’s exactly what SkyFlakes are. Asian crackers.
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Working at a movie theater really showed me what...
And how I only want kids until they reach three then I’m shipping their asses to military school.
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I will never forget the time,
I was working the floor at Skinny Dip and some asshole little kid dumps like half a gallon of M&Ms all over the counter.
I looked at him with hatred in my eyes and stated,
“You little twat.”
And was all,
Except he looked at me like
So I was all, “Nothing!” And walked away.
Good times.
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I wish I had every Tumblr GIF in my pocket .
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So I could use them when necessary.
