FACT: Women make the sexiest sounds in bed.
iamthedeadpool: deathsmilesateveryone: well fucking duh Nah son Platypuses
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
I'M STILL. BIG. RED.
Songs from District 12 and Beyond may possibly be...
But the cd is so gooooood…